Application to be my boyfriend.

Firstly, you must be born a male. Sorry, No gays or bisexual is allow. I will need to see your birth certificate. All your parts need to be in good working order, further testing will need to be conducted. You must have a skill in bed. Not because you think you do because your past experiences have told you. Next, You can make it through a romantic comedy without complaining. You also must have a great sense of humour. So, are the people laughing with you, or at you? Or are you even a joke? LOL! You can plan a good date without any help or advice from me. *I dont know, what you want to do*  isint the answer. You know how to cook a meal for two. Your height must be proportional to your weight using the standard BMI guidelines. You must have a photo which was taken in the last 3 months.You like stepping out of your bubble and trying new things like cuisine or bungee jumping. You work out and enjoy being physically active. I hit the gym occasionally, you should too. You aren't afraid of being yourself, even if you have a dorky side. =p You're competitive, and I don't mean you like to tio taiji with other ppl on the weekends. If you meet all of the requirements above then you can contact me, but I don't have a lot of hope for our future relationship. If you do not meet all of the requirements above, please do not contact me.But if at some time in the future you are able to improve yourself and meet the minimum requirements, then you may re-apply. :)

If you want me to fall for you, you got to give me something worth tripping over. :)

Hahaha. Lame right? Anyway this is just for fun. Cox i have totally nothing to do.  Here is another joke :

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

Urgh, sometime i really dont know how I feel. Sometime I am contradicting with myself.  Sometimes all I can do is smile. Move on with my day, Hold back the tears and pretend I am okay. Pain is what makes me stronger. I'm holding onto something, hoping it will come back, but knowing it won't. SHOOSHOOO! I am not going to care anymore. I wont let it affect my life as i have wonderful friends around me!! Am i right?  Friends more important! Hahaha! Friends are like bras, they are close to your heart and there for support. WEEEE U WEEEE!

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